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Santa: Me apni biwi ko BA kar awunga

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Santa: Me apni biwi ko BA karawunga fir MA fir P.HD karwunga,Fir badya nokri dilaunga. Banta: Fir aacha sa rista dek k uski shaadi bi kara dena


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Bandar ni boli,Maa mera dulha kaun hi?

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Bandar ni boli,Maa mera dulha kaun hi? Plz meri shaadi kara do na ? Maa boli,dekh tera dulha SMS pad raha hai,Agar pad ke muskrayee to RISHTA pakka.


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This is a vaccine for latest disease called KIMS

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This is a vaccine for latest disease called KIMS —-<(_'_'_'__(== (KANJOOSI IN MESSAGING SYNDROME) Pls inject it & then u can sms


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A doctor wants 2 keep his name

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A doctor wants 2 keep his nameinfront of his clinic as.‘Dr.R.K Psychotherapist’Santa was the painter n he wroteDr.R.K’Psycho the rapist’


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1 Bhoot Dusre Bhoot se:

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1 Bhoot Dusre Bhoot se: Yaar Kitni Ajeeb Baat Haina Ladke Mar k Bhoot Ban JateHain aur Ladkiyan? . . Chudail Ki Chudail Rehti Hain!


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Bhikari ne phone kiya:

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Bhikari ne phone kiya:Hello Taj hotel??1 pizza1 biryani1 rasmalai bhej do..Taj: Kiske naam se bheju?Bhikari: Allah ke naam pe bhej de


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Dad:Beta,Sasuralwale Gadi de to Suit mang lena

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Dad:Beta,Sasuralwale Gadi de to Suit mang lena,Scoter de to Car,Dukan de to Makaan mang lena.. Beta:Agar ladki de to uske Maa mang lo?


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YamRaj 1 Lac Desi Videsi Logo Ko Narak Leja Rahe The,

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YamRaj 1 Lac Desi Videsi Logo Ko Narak Leja Rahe The,Rasthe Me Naradji Mile!Itne Sare Ek Sath?Yam:Sab Share Bazar K Zatke Ki Kripa hai


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Ladkiwale : hamko ladka pasand h Shaadi kab karni h? Ladkewale : abhi to ladka study kr rha h ! Ladkiwale : hamari ladki koi bandriya nhi jo buk faad degi


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Cop: Raat kaidiyo ne jail me Ramayan ki thi

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Cop: Raat kaidiyo ne jail me Ramayan ki thi Jailor:To isme itne pareshan Q ho? Cop: Sir Hanuman bana kaidi abi tak sanjiwni lekar wapas nhi aya


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If a gorilla catches u, what will u do?

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If a gorilla catches u, what will u do? ? ? ? I know u both will start playingIts natural when close friends meet.


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