Sardar & his wife went 4 divorce Judge:U have 3 kids. How will u divide them? Sardar thinks & says ‘oye! Idea, We’ll come next year with 1 more’
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Sardar & his wife went 4 divorce
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PAANI se COCACOLA banane ka Formula
PAANI se COCACOLA banane ka Formula 1 bottle pani Lo use freez me rakho 1ghante baad nikalo thanda Pani milega Aur THANDA MATLAB COCACOLA
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Sachin gives a Pepsi bottle 2 Dhoni & Dhoni gives it 2 Sehwag
Sachin gives a Pepsi bottle 2 Dhoni & Dhoni gives it 2 Sehwag U know y?Sehwag is the OPENER
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Biwi : Agar Me Mt.Everst Par Chadu To Tum Mujhe Kya Doge
Biwi : Agar Me Mt.Everst Par Chadu To Tum Mujhe Kya Doge Pati : Isme puchne wali kya baat he DHAKKA Dunga Aur Kyaa !
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LAALU : Are O Bhaiya Ye Bandarwa Ka Photu Kitne Ka He?
LAALU : Are O Bhaiya Ye Bandarwa Ka Photu Kitne Ka He? DUKANWALA : Photu Nhi Sahib Wo To Sheesha Hai.
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santa:Judge mujhe TALAAQ chahiye
santa:Judge mujhe TALAAQ chahiye, meri biwi ne ek saal se mujhse baat nhi ki!Judge:Ek baar phir sochle,aisi biwi naseeb walon ko milti
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Santa:beta give them a bucket of water!
Santa’s son: papa,there r people at the door, they r asking for donation for swimming pool. Santa:beta give them a bucket of water!
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friends jaldi check karo: Kya Tumhara T.V. Chal RAHA Hai?
friends jaldi check karo: Kya Tumhara T.V. Chal RAHA Hai?? ? ?? ? Pakad Lo, Nhi To Bhag JayegA
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1 pagal doosre pagal se
1 pagal doosre pagal se : Yaar light chali gyi. 2nd pagal:To fan chalu kro! 1st pagal:Pagal ho kya? Mombatti buj nahi jayegi!
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Teacher to Sardar: Write your best friend’s name in English.
Teacher to Sardar: Write your best friend’s name in English.Sardar wrote: ‘Beautiful Red Underware’Teacher: What?Sardar: His name is Sundar Lal Chaddi.
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Why does Sardar always smile during lightning storms?
Why does Sardar always smile during lightning storms?They think their picture is being taken.
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A Sardar invested 2 Lakhs in a business and suffered huge loss.
A Sardar invested 2 Lakhs in a business and suffered huge loss.Do U know what the business was in?He opened a Saloon in Punjab!.
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A Teacher lecturing on population
A Teacher lecturing on population:In India after every 10 sec a woman gives birth to a kid.A Sardar stands up, we must find & stop her!
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Sardars looking at Egyptian mummy.
Sardars looking at Egyptian mummy.Sardar1 : Look so many bandages, pakka truck accident case.Sardar2 : Aaho, truck number bhi likha hai. BC-1760
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Sardarji is trying to commit suicide on the railway:
Sardarji is trying to commit suicide on the railway: Apne saath wine and chicken bhi leke jata hain. Koi usko rokta hai or poochta hai ‘Kyon bhai,ye sab kyon leke baithe ho?’ Sardarji keheta hai,Sala train late aati hai kahin bhook se na mar jaun
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