Auto Wala: Sahab!30 Rupee Hue Sardar: Le 15 Rupee Auto Wala: Sahab,Ye To Baimani He Sardar: Abe Baimani Kaisi? Tu Bhi To Saath Beth Kar Aya Hai..
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Chashma laga ke par to sakoon ga?
Sardaar: Doctor sahab, mein Chashma laga ke par to sakoon ga? Doctor: Haan, bilkul. Sardaar: To phir theek hai doctor sahab warna un-par aadmi ki zindagi bhi koi zindagi hai.
Continue ReadingSardar Father’s death
Ek Sardar baap ki death pe buhut roya, phir uski sister ka phone aya. Phone sunkar wo aur bhi ronay laga. Logon ne pucha kyon ro rahay ho? Sardar: Meri behen ke abbu ka bhi intiqaal hogaya.
Continue Reading2245. good morning sms with aim
good morning sms with aimUr aim in life should be “54321O”5-Five digit salary.4-Four wheeler vehicle.3-Three room home.2-Two cute children.1-One loving lifepartner.0-Enemy…….Good Morning
Continue Reading2244. sms about drinks
sms about drinksWater+rum danger for Lungs.Water+Beer danger for Stomach.Water+Brandy danger for Kidney.Water+Whisky danger for Heart.So Please Avoid water.
Continue Reading2243. disturb you sms
disturb you smsIf i disturb U I Am Sorry! But i Need To Say I………Love DISTURBING U…..:-)
Continue Reading2242. cute april fool sms
cute april fool smsCUTE means:CreatingUselessTroublesEverywhere..“Happy April Fool Day”…
Continue Reading2241. success sms in tamil
success sms in tamilVetri illatha Vazhkai illai..! Vetri matume Vazhkai illai..!Think different every moment.
Continue ReadingLove is Life
Love is LifeLove is KnifeIt cuts our throat,till the time we thrive,sorrow and nature,don’t go aside,but smile and say,that u r my Valentine….
Continue ReadingLove is Pure
Love is PureLove is SureLove is sweet poisonthat Doctors can’t cure
Continue ReadingSorry 2 disturb u.
Sorry 2 disturb u.Can u fax me ur photoIts very urgent,Serious matter has Comeup actually,We r playing cardsAnd lost the joker
Continue ReadingAaj Aapko 1 secret Baat batana he
Aaj Aapko 1 secret Baat batana he,Yahan ke Log Mere SMS ko BHAGWAN Mante He, Kaise ? Kunki jab b mera sms aata he Log Kehte He “HEY BHAGWAN”
Continue ReadingBoy: Chalte Chalte Yu hi Ruk Jata hu
Boy: Chalte Chalte Yu hi Ruk Jata huMaine Bathe Bathe Yu Gir Jata Hu Kya Ye hi Pyar hai ? Girl: Nahi Bhaiya Kamjoori hai Chavanprash khaya karo
Continue ReadingAward winning Joke of century
“Award winning joke of century” Gabbar singh: Are oh kaliya kitne aadmi the ? Kaliya: Kya pata sir,Maine to Aurtein Gin Raha tha.
Continue ReadingLohe ko loga kaat sakta he
Lohe ko loga kaat sakta he,Zeher ko zeher kaat sakta he, Tum plz apna khayal rakna,Tumko kutta kaat sakta he.
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