Agar hota mere hath main nizame qudrat Main teri galiyon main sham na hone deta Agar hoti tujh se meri Shanasai Main tumhy logo main kabhi aam na hone deta….
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Petrol’s Rate…
Petrol ke rate badhne par santa bola: “menu koi farak nahin penda. Pehle bhi 100 ka bharwata tha ab bhi 100 ka bharwata hoon.”
Continue ReadingSalam kehna…
Girl: Ager tum mujh se shaadi karna chahte ho to tumhe mere mummy papa ko khush karna ho ga.. Boy: Haan mein karoon ga, Mujhe kya karna ho ga?? Mein apni jaan tak de sakta hoon. Kaho. Girl: Tumhe her hafte mummy ko 20 Kg ata dena ho ga, Aur […]
Continue ReadingDriving school…
Once a Santa joins a car driving school.. Banta: abe tera driving school kaise chal raha hai? Kuch aata hai kya tujhe? Santa: haan yaar.. Ab horn badi acchi tarah se baja leta hoon,
Continue ReadingNa Saas na hoti Na Biwi..
Santa Banta se: Mujhe Saas achi nahi lagti. Batna: Lekin zara socho ager tumhari saas na hoti to tumhari Biwi kahan se aati? Santa: Yahi to rona hai, Na Saas na hoti Na Biwi..
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Aik Sarrdar Motorway PeCiggereate Pita Hua Bhaag Raha ThaUs Se Kisi Ne Poocha Kia Ker Rahe Ho ?Sardar Ne Kaha : Main Dekh Raha HooonAik Cigerrete Kitne Kilometer Chalti Hai.
Continue ReadingSardar and Pathan
Sardar: Pathan se: 2+2 kitne hote hain? Pathan: tmhe pata nai mjhe masharti aloom nhi ati. Sardar: per main ne to islamiat ka sawal pocha hy.
Continue ReadingSardar’s Enagagement…
Sardar jee nay apni nai nai mangnee (engagement) torr dee. Friends: Sardar jee aap nay aisa kyon kiyaa. Kia larki kissee aur main intrested thee. Sardar jee: Issee liye tu mangnee torr dee k woh pehlay kisee aur main intrested nahi thee. Friends: Sardar jee iss ka matlab tu hai […]
Continue ReadingSardar in Bank…
Do sardar bank lotne gayeper gun bhol gayephir bhi bank loot liya. kaise ? Bank manager bhi sardar thabola: Kal yad se gun dikha jana…..
Continue ReadingLab-e-Aati hai dua ban ke …..
Janta hoon ke nahi ho sakti Katreena meri Faraz magar phir bhi….. Lab-e-Aati hai dua ban ke tamanna meri…..
Continue ReadingMeri aankhein…
kitni dair se meri ankhain nam hain faraz! koe to kamina hai jo piaz kaat raha hai….
Continue ReadingTanha…
Mein khud ko bohot tanha mehsoos kar raha hoon Faraz! Plz mujhe kisi Larki ka Number Send kar do!
Continue ReadingAb me karoonga mara mari…
Ab me karoonga mara mari Mere naam hai zardari Main ne pehle apni B.V mari Ab hai poori qoum ki bari Dil khol k loton ga Qoum ki raqum Sari ki Sari..
Continue ReadingLab-e-Shireen Rehman…
Funny Asif Ali Zardari Sms What is Asif Zardari’s favourite sweet? * * Lab-e-Shireen Rehman…
Continue ReadingOnce a Molvi went 2 Zardarii
Once a Molvi went 2 Zardarii & Said ! “Makhlooq ko mat Tang kia kero Werna Allah ka Aazab ayega “ Zardari said! Bholay Badshao ! Mein he wo Azaab hoon jo aa Chuka hai..
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