Ek Zardari mota taza tha,Jo mazay se mulk ko khata tha.Ding Dong.Ding Dong.Zardari ne beth k socha k,Bibi ko dengy dhoka.Bibi ko marengy goli,Or khaengy mulk main Ding Dong.Ding Dong.Ding Dong.Par Army bari siyani thiOr Zardari ki shamat aani thi.Par army bech se nikal gai,Kyon k mushrraf ki niyat badal […]
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Choron ko President bana dete hain.
Pakistani to American: Tum choron k sath kya Salook karte ho? American: Hum unke sath bohat acha salook karte hain. Un k khany peeney ki her cheez ka khayal rakhte hain. Pakistani: Bas! ye to kuch bhi nahi, Tum abhi hum se bohat peechay ho. Hum to choron ko President […]
Continue ReadingZardari ka Kutta Zardari se rooth gaya.
Zardari ka Kutta Zardari se rooth gaya.Jaa k ganday naalay main kood gaya.Doobtay huye bola ab aur zulm nahi sahengy.Ek ghar main 2 kuttay nahi rahengay.
Continue ReadingAsif Ali Zardari Aa rahy hain.
Ba Adab Ba Mulahiza Hoshiyar Beghairat-e-Azam Badshah-e-Kanjaran Zaleel-ul-Mulk Shahenshah-e-Jooa Sardar-e-Haraami Asif Ali Zardari Aa rahy hain.
Continue ReadingZardari aur Nawaz…
Ek he saff main khary ho gaye zardari aur Nawaz… Na rahi BiBi aur Na He Ahmed Faraz!
Continue ReadingKia Hukum hai mere aaqa?
Jin: Kia Hukum hai mere aaqa?Sardar: Saari dunya main jitni bhi dolat hai, woh mere account main daal do. Jin: Bakwaas na karo main Jin hon Zardari nahi.
Continue ReadingMasha Allah Aaj 8th Roza hai….
Masha Allah Aaj 8th Roza hai Sehri aur Iftaari main,Aur Her Namaz k baad dil se Dua karen……Ya Allah Asif Ali Zardari ko Benazir se milwa de. Aameen
Continue ReadingBachna Aye Ghareebo’n
Bachna Aye Ghareebo’nLo main Aa gaya Fasaad ka AashiqAman ka Dushman Apni Ada haiBibi se juda…Hey Ho…
Continue ReadingImpossible….!
Teacher: macharon ko peda hoone se rokna hoga. Student:ye to na mumkin hai. Teacher:kuon? Student:itna chota condom kisi ka baap nhi bana sakta..!
Continue Reading“ALTAF BHAI” kon hai?
Devils went to Court to Provethat he is The Most,Cruel & wicked Guy on Earth. But he Failed, He Came Out Angrily & Asked,Yaar ye “ALTAF BHAI” kon hai?
Continue ReadingMQM in Heaven
If MQM goes to Jannat, the news will be: 1) 25 Jannati gun point per Mobile se Mehroom! 2) Aaj do hooron ki chooriyan utarwa li gayein, Hoorain deshat zada! 3) 17 Farishton se shrab-e-Tahoora zabardasti cheen li gayi! 4) Bhatta na dene per Jannat ka darogha qatal, Us ki […]
Continue ReadingJiye Muttehda….
Andhi machani hai to PPP mein jaao. Munafiqat pehlani hai to MMA mein jaao. Dolat banani hai to PML-N mein jaao. Lota giri karni dikhani hai to PML-Q mein jaao. Lutya dubwani hai to ST mein jaao. Manshiyat ki dukan lagani hai to ANP mein jaao. Izzet gawani hai to […]
Continue ReadingThe Omen (2006)
Starring : Predrag Bjelac … Vatican Observatory Priest (as Pedja Bjelac)Carlo Sabatini … Cardinal FabrettiBohumil Svarc … PopeLiev Schreiber … Robert ThornGiovanni Lombardo Radice … Father SpilettoBaby Zikova … Damien – NewbornBaby Morvas … Damien – NewbornBaby Muller … Damien – NewbornBaby Litera … Damien – NewbornJulia Stiles … Katherine […]
Continue ReadingUnder Siege 2: Dark Territory (1995)
Starring : Steven Seagal … Casey RybackEric Bogosian … Travis DaneEverett McGill … Marcus PennKatherine Heigl … Sarah RybackMorris Chestnut … Bobby ZachsPeter Greene … Mercenary #1Patrick Kilpatrick … Mercenary #2Scott Sowers … Mercenary #3Afifi Alaouie … Female Mercenary (as Afifi)Andy Romano … Admiral BatesBrenda Bakke … Captain Linda GilderSandra […]
Continue ReadingUnder Siege (1992)
Starring : Steven Seagal … Casey RybackTommy Lee Jones … William StranixGary Busey … Cmdr. KrillErika Eleniak … Jordan TateColm Meaney … DoumerPatrick O’Neal … Capt. AdamsAndy Romano … Adm. BatesNick Mancuso … Tom BreakerDamian Chapa … TackmanTroy Evans … GrangerDavid McKnight … FlickerLee Hinton … Cue BallGlenn Morshower … […]
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