Happy Day SMS

************************************************Success is theability to get alongwith people andaheadof others.Good Morning.Have a SUCCESSFUL Day.Take Care.************************************************If the obstacle is below,jump over andif it’s above you,crawl under it.Good Morning.Have a LOVELY Day.Take Care.************************************************Everything happens to everybody sooner orlater,if there istime enough.Good Morning.Have a CHEERFUL Day.Take Care.************************************************Think of how stupidthe average person isand realisehalf […]

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LOVE SMS

LOVE SMS You must be a good runner because you are always running in my mind, you must be a good thief because you have stolen my heart, and i am always a bad shooter because I Miss You Always… » L O V E L = Lake of SorrowsO […]

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Friendship SMS

******************************************* Lovely friendship is like standing on the wet cement, longer u stay harder it is 2 leave and if u try 2 go, u cant go without leaving ur footprint ******************************************* “If u trust sumone, trust till the end; whatever d results may be”In the end either u’ll have […]

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Shopping SMS

*******************************************Customer : Waiter, is this a Lamb chop or a Pork chop.? Waiter : Can’t you tell the Difference by Taste.?Customer: I Can’t.Waiter: Then does itreally matter?******************************************* Customer : Waiter, thissoup tastes FunnyWaiter: Funny? But thenWhy aren’t you Laughing.?*Waiter, Do you Serve Crabs? Waiter: Please sit, weServe Everyone*******************************************

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Reality of life SMS

************************************************ Reality of life:People dont change when u tell them better option,they change only when they realise there is no other option.! ************************************************A true message for life :-Care should be in Heart and not in Words…Anger should be in Words and not in Heart…************************************************“If you sweat more during practice, you […]

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Adult SMS / HORROR SCOPE

English Adult SMS AUNTI MISBA’S HORROR SCOPE Mon:Wear thick bra,it’s chili out side,so ur niples may get hard Tue:Avoid lukin at boys,cause u may find sm thing geting wet b/n ur legs Wed:5,6&7 r ur lucky #sSo keep a measuring tape with u Thu:It’s gud day 4 u to achieve […]

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