Urdu Adult SMS Padosi Ek Aurat Apne Padosi K Sath Sex Kar Rahi ThiK Tbhi Uska Pati Aa Gaya Aur Padosi Ko Pitne Laga Patni Boli:Maro Aur Maro Prai Aurat Pe Hath Dalta HaiItne Me Padosi Uske Pati Ko Pitne Laga Patni Fir Boli:Maro Aur MaroNa Karta Hai Na Karne […]
Funny Adult SMS Larka larki 1 Larka larki chodne gayausne larki ko NANGA kiaAur ulta jhuka kar bola tumhari CHOOT pe to 1 bhi baal nahi hai kuin?Larki: Bhosri k chodne aya hai ya kangi kanre?
Insult Hindi SMS Sab dost Sab dost bhenchod bewaafa hogaye,Hum pehli baar apne mobile se khafa hogaye,1,2 SMS to kardo bharwoWarna log samjhienge k tum gandu is duniya se dafa hogaye.
Adult Hindi SMS larka girl: Mom kya yeh sach hai k larka jis jagah lund dalta hai bacha wahin se nikalta hai.mom: haain betigirl: Oh No, Kal to usne mere Muhh main dala tha.
Adult Advice Sms Some more factx Machli aur bachi khud pakar k kaho to maza hai,Lun aur qanoon kabhi haath main mat lo,nokri aur tatton par laat nahi marni chahiye
Adult Hindi SMS Faraz Ek rani ne enam rakha ke jo usko 100 bar chode ga usse woh adhi saltanat uske naam kar degi.Bahut se log aae par koi bhi 100 bar chod nahi paya.phir ek din Faraz aya, lagatar 70 bar chodae kia jaraha tha .Rani ko laga ke […]
Adult Fun SMS CUSTOMER RELATION Major Rohail: ma ye kya kr rhe ho???? Maa: Beta customer se chudva rhe hu Mj Rohail: Mei tmhe esa nhe krne du ga Maa: kyu? Mj Rohail: Ye customer hmesha udhar kr jata hy
Adult Hindi Messege MENAR-E-PAKISTAN Anti Misba Menar-e-Pakistan pe charh gye…..Menaar-e-Pakistan 4 inch lmba ho gya
Funny SMS Husband Wife Husband: Aaj me tere kaan(ear) me dalonga.Wife: Nhi! me bharii hgo gyi to. Husband: Aaj tak goongi hui kya?
English Adult SMS Text Messages New Flowers Ever Wonder why women wear panties with printed flowers? It’s a way of saying please:Water my Garden and sow seeds to grow new flowers.
Adult English SMS two type of sex Teacher to student: There is two type of sex on earth, male and female.Student: Teacher I know few more.Teacher: What?Student: Bedroom sex, bathroom sex and online sex…..
English Friendship SMS forget FRIENDSHIP isn’t how U forget but how U forgive,Not how U listen but how U Understand,Not what U see but how U feel,and not how U Let Go but how U hold on!
English Funny SMS PAY THE BILL I would love to take u out 4 dinner,Make u sit beside the candle light,Shower u with roses,and utter those 3 magical words in ur ear “PAY THE BILL”
Good Morning SMS Jokes MON’T DIND Mood Gorning! Lest of Buck. Ave a Dice Nay. Soli Yaar! Laat ko neeno pooli nai hui ishiliye Ispeling Fistake ho rahi hai. MON’T DIND…!
Islamic SMS Namaz I have the Power,I have the Victory,I have the Prosperity,I have the Happiness,I have the Success,I have all that what you want, U need me and I need you,If you Love me Everybody will Love you.If you avoid me, you’ll be ruined soon. My Name Is NAMAAZ […]
