Child – mere papa bahut darpok hain.Friend – how?Child – jab bhi road cross karten hain, meri ungli pakad lete hain
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Child – mere papa bahut darpok hain.Friend – how?Child – jab bhi road cross karten hain, meri ungli pakad lete hain
Sardarni: ‘Oji,Utho utho raat k 2 baj rahe hain’ Sardar: Hud! Itni raat ko kyun jagaya? Sardarni: Aap neend ki goli lena bhool gaye the
Sardar saw a very high Idea Tower & red light glowing on the top, seeing this he said “India is developing fast, see there are traffic signals for Aeroplane in the air”
Sardar ke ghar uske sasural wale aaye,biwi boli jao bahar se kuch le kar aao.Sardar bahar gaya or taxi lekar aa gaya.
Banta: Sardarji Aapke pas MOBILE hai to phir apne LETTER kyon bheja?Santa: oye! mene tujhe Phone kiya tha per andar se awaaz aai ” Please Try Letter ‘later’ “
Man to Sardar: tell me,what is the meaning of SMS? Sardar angrily said,i know it means: S – Sardaron kaM – Mazak udane kiS – servic
Sardar 2 friend: Guess how many coins I have in my pocket?Friend:If I guess right, u give me 1?Sardar:Yes, I will give both of them
Sardar jeep drive karke jungl me ja raha thaTourist: agar samne se sher a jaye to?Sardar: oye, right ka indicator deke left mud jayenge
Aplication by sardar: Dear sir,Sasriyakal, my wife is ill as there is no other husband in the family to look after her. So please kindly grant me leave for 1 day. Thank you.
Anand to Sardar : ‘Aao ji, Chess khelte hain’ Sardar: ‘Tu chal,main sports shoes, Gloves aur Helmat Pehan kar aata hun!’
Flash news: A 2 seater plane crashed in a graveyard in punjab .Local Sardars have so far found 500 bodies and are still digging for more
Sardar apne bete se: Oye, Gabra mat,Tu sher da puttar hayBeta: Oye PapajiTeacher bhi yehi bolti hay ki tu kisi jaanwar ki aulad hai.
Teen sardar bed pe so rahy thay,un teenon ko jaga thek se nahi mil rahi thi.phir aik sardar bed se niche sone laga.2nd sardar: ab jaga ho gai hai, uper ajaa
Banta to Santa: Your friend is kissing your wife in your home.Santa rushes home and came back within half an hour and slapped the man and said, not my friend
1 Aadmi train se utar ke sardar se puchta hai: Ye kaun sa station hai?Sardar Ne socha socha,bahot soocha Or bola…..“Railway Station”