1 pagal doosre pagal se : Yaar light chali gyi. 2nd pagal:To fan chalu kro! 1st pagal:Pagal ho kya? Mombatti buj nahi jayegi!
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1 pagal doosre pagal se : Yaar light chali gyi. 2nd pagal:To fan chalu kro! 1st pagal:Pagal ho kya? Mombatti buj nahi jayegi!
Public To Sardar : Logo Ne Aapko Q Mara ? Sardar : Yaar, Jeweller Ki Dukan Me Sales Girl Ko Puchha, ‘Sone Ka Rate Kya Hai…?’
A drunk SARDAR fall from 2rd floor,People gathered and asked, kya hua ?He replied, ‘Pata nahi me bhi abhi niche aaya hun’
Teacher to Sardar: Write your best friend’s name in English.Sardar wrote: ‘Beautiful Red Underware’Teacher: What?Sardar: His name is Sundar Lal Chaddi.
one day ek sardar khaana kha raha tha…… Abe kya hai sardar khana bhi nahi kha sakta kya
Sardar watching star tv bech mein advertise aaya,’aap dekh rahe hein star tv’.Sardar jee bole,’oye! in ko kese paat chala ke mein star tv dekh raha hon?’
Sardarji opens his lunch box in the middle of the road.why ?Just to confirm whether he is going to or coming back from the office
Sardar: Darling main tum se shaadi nahi karsakta gharwale mana kar rahe hai.Girlfriend : Tumhare ghar mein kaun kaun hai?Sardar : 1 biwi aur 3 bacche..
Sardars looking at Egyptian mummy.Sardar1 : Look so many bandages, pakka truck accident case.Sardar2 : Aaho, truck number bhi likha hai. BC-1760
Sardar : Raat mujhe ek aadmi ne chaku dikhakar loot liya.Friend : Lekin tere pas to hamesha Gun hoti hai.Sardar : Wo maine chupa di thi, warna wo bhi chori ho jati.
Sardar apni sister ke saath bike pe ja raha tha.Boy: Oh! Paaji girlfriend k saath kaha ja rahe ho.Sardar: Oye! Girlfriend hogi teri meri to sister hai
How will you destroy a submarine full of sardars ? Simple. Just knock the door and they will open it.
Sardar gifted a card 2 his dadOn his birthday with a sher‘Phool bahut hai par gulab jaisa koi nahiMere baap to bahut hai par, aap jaisa koi nahi’
Sardarji aapko bus me logo ne kyu mara?Sardar: Are yaar mere photo bus me niche gir gaya aur mene kaha madam jara sari upper kijiye photo lena hai