Salman:Aaj mere paas 14 cars,18 Bikes,4 Bunglow,3 Farmhouse hai,Aap ke Pass kya hai? Amitabh:Mere pass beta hai Jiske pas teri ITEM hai!
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Salman:Aaj mere paas 14 cars,18 Bikes
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LADEN asked Kareena
LADEN asked Kareena,hows ur life? She replied,kabhi khushi kabhi ghum Then Kareena asked LADEN what about U? He replied,kabhi BUSH kabhi BOMB
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Mil gaya! Mil gaya!
Mil gaya! Mil gaya! DHINCHaK! DHINCHaK! Mil gaya re apna sara kam chodkr mera msg padne wala 1 aur mil gaya……..!!!!!
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EK minute k liye duniya me bure kaam ruk gahey he.
EK minute k liye duniya me bure kaam ruk gahey he. Q Batao Q ? KyoKI Shaitan is waqt sms pad raha hai
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Boss:Itne Kam Kapde Q pehne he?Aadha Jism Dikh Rha He
Boss:Itne Kam Kapde Q pehne he?Aadha Jism Dikh Rha He Girl:Itni Salary Mein Yhi Aata He Boss:Manager,isko 3 months tak Salary mat Dena
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Ek operation k bad patient bola:
Ek operation k bad patient bola: ‘Doctor saab kya ab me Thik hu ?’ Jawab mila: ‘Beta doctor to niche reh gaye’,’mein to Chitragupt hu’
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Aasman me dekh,Ishwar ka Khoobsurat sama,
Aasman me dekh,Ishwar ka Khoobsurat sama, Dharti pe dekh,Ishwar ka Khoobsurat karishma, Ab aaine me dekh,Ishwar ka sabse bada namuna !
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3 tips to break a mirror
3 tips to break a mirror 1.Pathar mar ker tod do 2.Utha ke neechay phainko 3.Sheesha ke saamne khade ho jao
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Your account has been recharged successfully by Rs190
Your account has been recharged successfully by Rs190.Your account balance is Rs 251.93 Wa!Chehra to dekho,jaisebander ko kela mila ho.
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PAANI se COCACOLA banane ka Formula
PAANI se COCACOLA banane ka Formula 1 bottle pani Lo use freez me rakho 1ghante baad nikalo thanda Pani milega Aur THANDA MATLAB COCACOLA
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JAAN mAango to JAAN denge
JAAN mAango to JAAN denge DIL maango to DIL denge DHADKAN maango to DHADKAN denge Kyunki teeno film ki C.D. mere pass he
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Jab Apka Janam Hua
Jab Apka Janam HuaBadal FataAdbhut Roshani HuiGod Khud Sab Ke Samne Prakat Hue Or Bole-SORRY Galti Ho Gai Please ADJUST KarLena
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Saas-aane do mere bete ko,use beth kar samjhaungi tere kartut
Saas: aane do mere bete ko,use beth kar samjhaungi tere kartut Bahu: koi faida nhi Saas: kyu Bahu: aap BAITH k samjhaogi, me SO k samjhaungi.
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70 saal k unmarried budhe ne pepar me add diya
70 saal k unmarried budhe ne pepar me add diya “RISHTA-CHAHIYE” 1 month bad jawab aya “Is umar me RISHTEY Nahi FARISHTEY aate he”
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Aaj ka sawal
Aaj ka sawal pyar ho jata hai ya karna padta hai? very simple Ladki khubsurat ho to ho jata he aur agar amiir ho to karna padta he
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