Which is d Longest Toilet in d Wrld? “Indian..Railway Track”, v can use it frm Kanyakumari 2 Kashmir, Proud 2b N INDIAN Aisi azadi aur kaha.
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Which is d Longest Toilet in d Wrld? “Indian..Railway Track”, v can use it frm Kanyakumari 2 Kashmir, Proud 2b N INDIAN Aisi azadi aur kaha.
This is a vaccine for latest disease called KIMS —-<(_'_'_'__(== (KANJOOSI IN MESSAGING SYNDROME) Pls inject it & then u can sms
Ek aadmi ki 6 ungliya thi.Sab log usey akbar bulate the. Kyu? Socho! Thoda aur. Nahi pata kya? Kyunki Akbar uska naam tha
Dil chahta he ki tumhare ghar aau,1bar aau,2bar aau,so bar aau,hazar bar aau,lakho bar aau,bar bar aauor bel bajake bhag jau..!!
HUTCH is now Vodafone! Naam badal gaya, Pink se Red ho gaye, Lakho Rs lag gaye. Fir b rahe.. Kutte K kutte. Gud Day
Dusra Tajmahal b ban jayega,Bharat pakistan b 1 hojayega,Insan b chand par rehne jayega,Par khuda hi jane isKANJOOS ka msg kabayega.
Marwadi: ZARA tuthbrush dena,mera brush ka 1 baal tut gaya hai.Shopkiper: 1 bal tuta to naya q le rhe ho?Marwadi: JO tuta tha vo akhri tha
Pappu Samose k Andar ka Masala Kha Raha thaDost- Ye kya kr Raha hai?Pappu- DR ne mujhe Bahar ka Khana khane ko mana kiya hai na.
Sir:Tum Kal school Q nhi aaye?Student :sir mujhe bird flu ho gya thaSir:bird flu to murgiyo ko hota h?Stu:sir ap rozana murga jo bnate The
1 Bhoot Dusre Bhoot se: Yaar Kitni Ajeeb Baat Haina Ladke Mar k Bhoot Ban JateHain aur Ladkiyan? . . Chudail Ki Chudail Rehti Hain!
Bhikari ne phone kiya:Hello Taj hotel??1 pizza1 biryani1 rasmalai bhej do..Taj: Kiske naam se bheju?Bhikari: Allah ke naam pe bhej de
Hindi teacher asks:kaal kitne prakar ke hote hai?Student: 6 prakar ke-local kaalSTD kaalISD kaalDialled kaalRecived kaalMiss Kaal
Dad:Beta,Sasuralwale Gadi de to Suit mang lena,Scoter de to Car,Dukan de to Makaan mang lena.. Beta:Agar ladki de to uske Maa mang lo?
YamRaj 1 Lac Desi Videsi Logo Ko Narak Leja Rahe The,Rasthe Me Naradji Mile!Itne Sare Ek Sath?Yam:Sab Share Bazar K Zatke Ki Kripa hai
Ladkiwale : hamko ladka pasand h Shaadi kab karni h? Ladkewale : abhi to ladka study kr rha h ! Ladkiwale : hamari ladki koi bandriya nhi jo buk faad degi