Pappu: Meri biwi mujhe chhod kar chali gayi Dipu: tu uska khayal nahi rakta hoga, Pappu: Are yaar sagi behan ki tarah rakhta tha usko me.
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Pappu: Meri biwi mujhe chhod kar chali gayi Dipu: tu uska khayal nahi rakta hoga, Pappu: Are yaar sagi behan ki tarah rakhta tha usko me.
Kiski majaal he jo cheede diler ko,Kiski majaal he jo cheede diler ko, Gardish me chod dete he kutte bhi sher ko
Jab Baga me Bahar awegi,tab mahari SMS ki Barsat awegi,tanhaiya to thari dur ho jaweji,par maro Bill bharwan kai thari Sasu Awegi
Faqir: Allah kay naam pe de do baba.Maaf karo babaFaqir: Beta kuch to dedoAchcha baba jo yeh sms parh raha hai usay lay lo,Faqir: Bheek mangi thi Bhikari nahi. Ye exam ke rishte bhi ajib hote hai,sab apne apne naseeb hote hai,rahte hai nigahon se dur,sale wahi question paper me […]
1 admi doston ki mehfil se raat late ghar gayadosto ne pucha k wife ne kuch kaha to nahiadmi bola nahi kuch khas nahi bus ye2 dant to mai wesay bhi niklwane wala tha
Message of the year:Women live a better, longer & peaceful life..!!Why? Very simple…A woman does not have a wife..!
Biwi(Ghusse Main): Tumhare Dimagh Main To Sirf Gobar Hi Bhara Hai..! Husband (Pyar Se): To Phr Itni Dyer Se Kha Q Rahi Ho.??
Man: Sir, my wife is missing.Postmaster:bhai ye post office hai,police station me complain dijiyee.Man:Kia karon, khushi k marekuch samajh nahin aa raha
Ek admi aadi raat ko apni moti biwi se bolak sisak sisak ke marna theek hai ya ek dum.BIWI : Ek dum.Aadmi : To apni dusri tang bhi mujh per rakh do.
Respected,International Kanjus, Thanks for not sending any Sms, You will win “Pappu Kanjus Rahna Award” Na na sms mt karna, Kahin ye! Award hath se na nikal jaye.. Kabhi yaad aaye To phone kar lena, Paise kam ho to Sms kar lena, Agar ye bhi na kar sake to Mobile […]
Kabhi hausla bhi aazmana chahiye,bure waqt me muskurana chahiye… Jab 7ve din mein khujli ho to 8ve din nahaa lena chahiye.. Kya lekar tu aaya tha, kya lekar tu jayega,kya lekar tu aaya tha, kya lekar tu jayega…. mujhe sms na kar ke zalim tu kitini chillar bachayega… Hey Dear […]
Munna: Abay Circuit! Jaa baajo walay ghar say Doctor ko bula ke laa, meri tabiat kharab ho reli hai.Circuit: Aey Bhai ! aap to khud doctor ho.Munna: Bolay to meri fees buhat zyada hai Ek aadmi apni biwi ka antim sanskar kar ke,Ghar ja raha tha ke achanak bijli, Chamki,Badal […]
Santa: Woh ladki kitni sundar hai! Banta: Mujhe uska naam pata hai. Santa: Kya naam hai uska? Banta: Woh bank mein kaam karti hai, uske counter ke upar uska naam likha tha “CHAALU KHAATA” Pappu was writing his father”s name on a 1000 Watt bulb. Santa asked him: What are […]
Ek sardar exame dene gaya to apnay saath palumber ko le gaya.guess karo kyun le kar gaya?aray yaar simple hai us ko yeh news mili thi k paper leage ho gaya. Sardar rail mein susu karne gaya.Wapis aane par,wife :aapka paajama geela kaise hua?Sardar,”vahan likha tha,shareer ka koyi angh baahar […]
cigrate ek lanat he! jo hamarey nojawano ko tabah ker rahi hai..Aao mil k is lanat ko khatm karain. 1 packet tum khatam karo1 packet hum khatam karain wife:mere abba jan jab gatay thay tu urtay parinday gir jatay thayhusband:kyon tumaharay abba jan moonh mai kartoos rakh kar gatay thay […]