Universal truth.Na moh na maya hai.Aalas tumhi ko aya hai…Baith k char panne palat lo betafinal paper girl friend ne nahi banaya hai!
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Universal truth.Na moh na maya hai.Aalas tumhi ko aya hai…Baith k char panne palat lo betafinal paper girl friend ne nahi banaya hai!
A very bad shayari which might even kill u.. Aatma choor gayi sharir purana… Aatma choor gayi sharir purana Didi tera devar diwana.
Sardar road Pe Cigerate Pita Hua Bhag Raha Tha Use Kisine Pucha Ki kya Kar Rahe Ho? Sardar: Me Dekh Raha Hu ki ek Cigerate Kitni KiloMtr Chalta he
Dad: Beta, koi aisa kaam karo jisse tumhara naam duniya ke chaaro kono mein fail jaye. Son: Aisa bilkul nahi ho sakta,Duniya to gol hai na.!
2 sardar in a coffe house1st:Jaldi pi, coffe thandi ho jaegi2nd:To kya hoga?1st:Bewkuf menu card dekhHot coffe-Rs 6Cold coffe-20
Ram nay been bajai OR seeta duurk ayaiKishan nay bansuri bajai OR Radha bhagk ayaiaur hum nay sirf Seti bajai Woh Apne BHAI ko layaai
Ashiq Pagal Ho Jate Hai Pyar Me, Baki Kasar Puri Ho Jati Hai Intezar Me. Magar Ye Dilruba Nahi Samajti, Golgape Khati Firti Hai Baazar Me
Shadi Me khane K 2 Rule:1. PEHLI bar is tarah khao ki dusri bar milega nahi.2. DUSRI bar is tarah khao ki pehli bar khaya hi nahi.
Pati Patni ki ladai ke baad Patni bhagwan se boli,“Agar ye galat hai to inko utha lo,Aagr main galat hoon to mujhe VIDHVA bana do”
Boy: Tum gana bahut achha gati ho. Girl: nahi yaar main to sirf bathroom singer hoon Boy: to bulaao na kabhi mehfil jamate hai
YahaSe 50km dur jb koi bachha raat kohoon.. hoon..Karke rota h to MAA kehti h k beta aisematRo warna bada hokar tuHIMESH RESHAMIYA ban jayga
Neend jb mujhe aagosh main leti h,Aapka chehra nigahon me bas jata h,ek dam se meri aankh khul jati hDil se ye aawaz aati haiMUMMY BHOOT
Amitabh-Mere Paas BumPatakhefuljhariAnarRocket,Sab Hai Tumhare Paas Kya Hai? Sashi-Mere Paas Maa… Maa…Maachis he
Ankhein teri roye ansu mere honDil tera dhadke dhadkan meri hoE mere dost apni dosti itni gahri ho ki sadakpr tu mar khay orGalti meri ho
Aadat or ada me ky Fark h?“Road k nal se pani pinaGarib piye to aadatAmir piye to adaaAb Sms ko le loAp bhejo to ada Main bheju to adat