Full form of a GIRL

Posted on February 1, 2009February 1, 2009

Full form of a GIRL G: Goli dene m sabse aage. I : Innocent sirf face se. R: Rone dhone ki automatic machine. L:Ladai me sabki maa.

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Agar marwadi Ladkiya Papita Bechti To

Posted on February 1, 2009February 1, 2009

Agar marwadi Ladkiya Papita Bechti To,Ladko Ka Bahut Fayda Hota. Kyu Ki Ladkiyo Ko Ye Aawaz Lagani Padti, Pappi To Le Lo… Pappi To Le Lo…

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After de death of EMRAN HASHMI

Posted on January 31, 2009January 31, 2009

After de death of EMRAN HASHMI what will be written on his grave ‘Do Not Disturb’ Soney de SAALE ko.Pehli baar akela so raha hai!

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ladhki k baap ne vidhai k time dulha se kaha

Posted on January 31, 2009January 31, 2009

ladhki k baap ne vidhai k time dulha se kaha:“Beta ab humari izzat tumare haath mai hai”Dulha: Pareshaan mat ho aaj he loot longa

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Tumhary saath kia masla hy?

Posted on January 31, 2009January 31, 2009

Tumhary saath kia masla hy?har wakt pregnent rehti hojab bhi tumhain sms kiatumhari delivery report aa jati hy

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Boy: mom, aaj mera dost ghar aa raha hai

Posted on January 31, 2009January 31, 2009

Boy: mom, aaj mera dost ghar aa raha hai, ghar ke sab khilone chhupa de.Mom: tera dost chor hai kya ?Boy: nahin, who apne khilone pahechan lega.

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Jab gabbar paida hua tab uski maa ne use 2-3 thappad lagaye

Posted on January 31, 2009January 31, 2009

Jab gabbar paida hua tab uski maa ne use 2-3 thappad lagayeViru: kya hua?kambakht peda hote hi puch raha tha kitne admi the

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Ek larki darzi ki dukan pe jati hai aur pochti hai

Posted on January 31, 2009January 31, 2009

Ek larki darzi ki dukan pe jati hai aur pochti hai,Gi yahan galay miltay hain?Darzi:waisay galay miltay tou nahi hain laykin ap kahti hain tou mil laytay hain.

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God apun se puchha,kidhar jana mangta?

Posted on January 31, 2009January 31, 2009

God apun se puchha,kidhar jana mangta? Swarg Ya Narak ?Apun bola Narak ! Apun janta,tum saala dost log udharich milega.Aur jidhar tum log,woich apun ka swarg

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Aaj ki taza khabar 10 ko bewkoof banaya

Posted on January 31, 2009January 31, 2009

Aaj ki taza khabar 10 ko bewkoof banaya,plz press down 4 details,Ab ki taza khabar 11 ve ko bewkoof banaya.

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Girls hostel ki light chali jatti hai

Posted on January 31, 2009January 31, 2009

Girls hostel ki light chali jatti hai ek larki complain office phone karti hai ‘Light chali gai hai, Aadmi bnaijo’Officer: ‘Aadmi nahi hai mombati se kaam chalao’

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Teacher sabse garam chez kia he

Posted on January 31, 2009January 31, 2009

Teacher sabse garam chez kia hestudent: jalta howa bulbteacher: shabash woh kesestudent: meri mammi aik martaba mere papa se kehrahi thi k pehle bulb band karo phir mon men longi

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Man:Doctor Mujhe normal potti nahi aati

Posted on January 31, 2009January 31, 2009

Man:Doctor Mujhe normal potti nahi aati,Chawal khaya to chawal nikle,Roti khayi to roti,normal k liye kya karu,Doctor:PoTTI KHA…!

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Father: Tumhe kaisi biwi chahiye?

Posted on January 31, 2009January 31, 2009

Father: Tumhe kaisi biwi chahiye?Son: Mujhe chand jai si biwi chahiye, Jo raat ko aaye aur subha chali jaye

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Gabbar: Basanti chaddi utar.

Posted on January 31, 2009January 31, 2009

Gabbar: Basanti chaddi utar.Viru: nahi Basantiin kutto ke samne chaddi mat utarna.Basanti: Viru dar mat maine chaddi pahni hi nahi hai…

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