Pakistan mein twins baby paida hue to saas boli… “Lo batao,Hamare Pakistan ki halaat dekh ker ab bachhe bhi Akele aate hue darte hein..!
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Raat bhar sms kiya Arz kiya hai…
Raat bhar sms kiya Arz kiya hai…Raat bhar sms kiyato raat kat gayi…(wah wah)Raat bhar sms kiyato raat kat gayi…Subah uthke balance dekhato waat lag gayi.
Continue ReadingAllways keep your LOVER’S photo in your purse.
Allways keep your LOVER’S photo in your purse. When ever you are in big trouble see the photo. You will feel that No other problem bigger than this.
Continue ReadingThe wind
The wind The wind The naughty wind That blows the girl’s skirt high But the nature is clever It sends dust with the wind To close the boy’s eyes.”;-)
Continue Reading1 good news…!!!
1 good news…!!!………………………………………UrDownButtonIs workingPerfectly:-)
Continue ReadingSardar jee failed in Medical Entrance Exam
Sardar jee failed in Medical Entrance Exam as he gave the folowing definitions: *Antibody: Against every1.*Artery: Study of fine paintings.*Genes: Blue denim.*Hymen: Greeting to several males.*Labour pain: Hurt at work.*Liposuction: French kiss.*Microbes: Small dresing gowns.*Cardiology: Advance study of playing cards*Cat scan: Searching 4 lost kitty.*Coma: Punctuation mark.*Bacteria: Back door to […]
Continue ReadingThe Good Shepherd (2006)
Starring : Matt Damon … Edward WilsonAngelina Jolie … Margaret ‘Clover’ RussellAlec Baldwin … Sam MurachTammy Blanchard … LauraBilly Crudup … Arch CummingsRobert De Niro … Bill SullivanKeir Dullea … Senator John Russell, Sr.Michael Gambon … Dr. FredericksMartina Gedeck … Hanna SchillerWilliam Hurt … Philip AllenTimothy Hutton … Thomas WilsonMark […]
Continue ReadingUloo banane ke methods
1st APRIL ko logon ko uloo banane ke 7 tarike:……… Ye tha pehla tarika baki Baad main.
Continue ReadingI Love U
In larkion se dil lagana ek bhool hai In k peeche itna bhagna fazool hai Jis din kisi larki ne keh diya “I LOVE U” Tou samajh jana us din APRIL FOOL hai.
Continue ReadingTum
Mein piyasa aur tum paani ho, Mein kalam aur tum kahani ho, Wah Wah Jab poocha tumhare gali ke bachon se to pata chala ke Tum to sab ki Nani ho..
Continue ReadingLimo Pani
Tum se nazar milaon kaise o jani Wah Wah kya kehna hai Tum se nazar milaon kaise o jani This shair is brought to you by Sunsip Limo Pani…
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Bhool shayed bohot bari kar li, Dil ne duniya se dosti kar li, Tum mohabat ko khail kehte ho, Hum ne barbaad zindagi kar li.. Us ne dekha bari inayat se, Ankhon ankhon mein baat bhi kar li, Ashiqi mein bohot zaroori hai, Bewafayi kabhie kabhie kar li, Hum nahi […]
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Gareeb samjh ker utha diya us ne apni mehfil se Faraz.. Kya chand ki mehfil mein sitare nahi hote…
Continue ReadingDawa kiu nahi…!
Dil Torne Walon Ko Saza Kiu Nahi, Har Kisi Ko Pyar Ki Dua Kiu Nahi, Log Kehte Hain Ishq To Ek Bimari Hai, Phir Medical Mein Uski Dawa Kyu Nahi…
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Sharabi to Moulana: Aap meri sharaab chhurwa sakte hen? Moulana: Han , kyun nahi… Sharabi: Police ne meri Sharab ki 20 Bottles pakri hen , unhe chhurwa do..
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