Chandi ke diwaar na todiPar Pyaar bhara Dil Todiyaik pehlwaan ki baiti ne kuch paison ke liye sms karna Chodiya.
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Tag Archives: Funny SMS
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Sms Karney K liye Kaam aain ge
25 paise 25 paise 25 paise 25 paise25 paise 25 paise 25 paise25 paise 25 paise Kiya dekh rahey hoChavaniya haiJeb me dal leSms Karney K liye Kaam aain ge
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country ki bhi 1 sarhad hoti hai
country ki bhi 1 sarhad hoti hai,bachay ki bhi 1 zid hoti hai orkitna intezar karon tere sms ka ,yaar kanjosi ki bhi koi hud hoti hai.
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Meri tabiyaat theek nahi hai
Meri tabiyaat theek nahi hai,Dr ko dhikhaya hai, Dr ne bola hai ki kisi kanjos ko SMS karo tabiyat theek ho jayegi,Aab kuch thek lag raha hai.
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Dil se dil laga kar to dekho
Dil se dil laga kar to dekho,meri yadoon main ansoo baha kar to dekho,sms kiya call bhi karein gy sanam,bus aik bar mery mobile main card dalwa kar to dekho.
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Majnu ko Laila ka SMS nahi aaya usne 3 din se khana nahi khaya
Majnu ko Laila ka SMS nahi aaya usne 3 din se khana nahi khaya.Woh marne wala hai Laila ke pyar mein,Aur Laila baithi hai SMS free hone ke intezar mein .
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Kya kar rahe ho?
Kya kar rahe ho?Busy ho?Kitne busy ho?Thode ho? kibahut ho?Agar thoda ho tosms kyo nahi karte ho? auragar zyada ho to,sms kyo padh rahe ho??
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Cigerate Pina ek Buri aadat hai
Cigerate Pina ek Buri aadat hai,jo hamare nojawano ko tabah kar rahi hai,Aao mil k is buri aadat ko khatam karien.1 packet tum khatam karo1 packet hum khatam kartay hain.
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Ek tanha raat me aap ki yaad aayi
Ek tanha raat me aap ki yaad aayi,yaad ko mitane k liye hum ne cigerate jalayi,cigirate ne bhi kya kudrat dikhayi,dhuwe ne aap ki tasweer banayi.
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Maut k baad yaad aa raha hai koi
Maut k baad yaad aaa raha hai koi,cigirate meri kabar par jala rahahai koi,yaa Khuda ! 2 pal ki mohalat aur de de mujay,Akelay Akelay suttay laga raha hai koi.
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Rok Do Mere Jana je Ko zalimo
Rok Do Mere Jana je Ko zalimo, Mujh Mein Jaan aa gai Hai, Peche Mur K Dekho Kameenoo.., Cigrette Ki DuKaan aa gai he.,
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Munna Bhai:Tuje pata hai smoking slow poison ka kaam karte hai
Munna Bhai:Tuje pata hai smoking slow poison ka kaam karte hai.Patient: To mujhay konsa marnay ki jaldi hai
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Har Sawal Se Dat Kar Ladna
Har Sawal Se Dat Kar Ladna,Fekne Me Kami Mat Karna,Mouka Mila To Peche Bhi Dekhna,Aur Ek Baath Yaad Rakhna,Aage Wala Ka Paper Apna Samajhna
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Papers ki roti,notes ka achar
Papers ki roti,notes ka achartubelight k kirne ,questions ki baharteachers ki dushmani ,dosto ka pyaarso mubarak ho ap ko exams ka tehwar
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35 mrks ki kimat tum kya jano lecturer Saab
35 mrks ki kimat tum kya jano lecturer Saab.Board ka ashirwad hota ha 35 marks.Student k sar ka taj hota ha 35 marks.Failure ka khawab hota ha 35 marks.
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