Sardar wanted to make a STD call to punjab

Posted on February 3, 2009February 3, 2009

Sardar wanted to make a STD call to punjab,He wanted to save money so what did he do?Simple, he went to punjab and made a local call.

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Ek Sardar road se gujar raha tha achank usne jhuk kar road se kuchh uthaya

Posted on February 3, 2009February 3, 2009

Ek Sardar road se gujar raha tha achank usne jhuk kar road se kuchh uthaya aur achank chillaya…Kamine log sandaas bhi aise karte hai jaise samosa pada ho.

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SIR: Agar Koi Student Girls Hostel Me Gaya To

Posted on February 3, 2009February 3, 2009

SIR: Agar Koi Student Girls Hostel Me Gaya To1 Time 100rs Fine2 Time 2003 Time 500Student: Sir “Monthly pass ka kya Lenge ?”

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Teacher : What is your caste ?

Posted on February 3, 2009February 3, 2009

Teacher : What is your caste ?Student : Pehle hum Singh they,Fir Rajput hue,Fir Sharma ho gaye,Abhi hai Darzi….Aage Mummy ki marzi

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Sweetest Proposal by KG class Boy

Posted on February 3, 2009February 3, 2009

Sweetest Proposal by KG class BoyBoy:Kya tu mujhse shaudi kalegi?Gal:NaiBoy:Kalle na plzGal:nai mai nai kalungiBoy:kalle na didi plzzz…

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Teacher: Why are you late?

Posted on February 3, 2009February 3, 2009

Teacher: Why are you late?Student:There was a man who lost a 100 Rupees.Teacher: Thats Nice, Were you helping him look for his 100 RupeesStudent: No I Was standing on his 100 Rupees

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TEACHER: you call your Mother as MUM

Posted on February 3, 2009February 3, 2009

TEACHER: you call your Mother as MUM.What will you call your Mother’s Younger Sister & Elder Sister?Sardar: So simple, i’ll call them MINIMUM & MAXIMUM

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Teacher teaching Algebra to Student

Posted on February 3, 2009February 3, 2009

Teacher teaching Algebra to StudentA=B=Cit means A=CSir asked student to give example for it!Student: Sir I love you, you love your daughter,it means i love your Daughter.

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A student was asked 2 write a signboard 4 the traffic rules

Posted on February 3, 2009February 3, 2009

A student was asked 2 write a signboard 4 the traffic rules near da college campusHe wrote: Drive Carefully! Don’t kill the students, wait for the Teachers

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Teacher: Baccho batao pakistan ne jo atom bomb INDIA

Posted on February 3, 2009February 3, 2009

Teacher: Baccho batao pakistan ne jo atom bomb INDIA par feka tha aur INDIA ne use pencil bana diya uska nam kya hai?….Student:ADNAN SAMI

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Banta 2 Sardar: Yaar kal mein tenu kinni wari phone kita par tu neyi ootaya?

Posted on February 3, 2009February 3, 2009

Banta 2 Sardar: Yaar kal mein tenu kinni wari phone kita par tu neyi ootaya? Santa: kiun ootayon ? 30 rupaiye de key gana luwaya ae ohnu tera peo sune ga?