Husband: Tumse shaadi karke Mujhe ek bahut bada faayafa hua hai. Wife: Woh kya? Husband: Mujhe mere gunaaho ki saza jeete jee hi mil Gayi….!
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Husband: Tumse shaadi karke Mujhe ek bahut bada faayafa hua hai
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Tag Archives: Funny SMS
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Khidki se dekha to road pe koi nahi tha
Arz hai, Khidki se dekha to road pe koi nahi tha,Road par ja k dekha to khidki pe koi nahi tha.
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Santa son to Papa: Papa ye star log jab mandir ate hai
Santa son to Papa: Papa ye star log jab mandir ate hai tab kala chashma kyu pehnte hai? Papa: Kahi bhagwanunhe pehchan k autographna maang le
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Train me 1 macchar chinese par baitha,wo pakad k kha gaya
Train me 1 macchar chinese par baitha,wo pakad k kha gaya. Fir 1 macchar marwadi pe baitha, Usne pakad k chinese se pucha: Kharidoge kya?
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Pappu Blood k bare me kitab padh raha tha
Pappu Blood k bare me kitab padh raha tha Bap ne Pucha: Q aaj ye kya padh rahe ho Pappu: Mujhe Doctor ne kaha hai ki mera kal BLOOD Test he
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Ek dost ne santa se Poocha ” Yaar tu Hamesha Foreign channel
Ek dost ne santa se Poocha ” Yaar tu Hamesha Foreign channel kyon dekhta rehta hai” .. . Santa: “Yaar Kuch Bijli unki bhi Kharach hone do”
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Santa Bag lekar bus me ghusa,
Santa Bag lekar bus me ghusa, Aur zor se Chillaya Khabardar, Koi apni jagah se nahi hilega Santa Singh KulFiwala Khudsabke pas aega
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Boy: Teacher Gandhi ji K sir pe baal kyo nahi the.
Boy: Teacher Gandhi ji K sir pe baal kyo nahi the. Teacher: Ye inteligents logon ki Nishani He. Boy: Haa,Tabhi Ladkiyo k Baal Itne Lumbe Hai.
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Ek Chipkali ne gana sunaya
Ek Chipkali ne gana sunaya,to baaki saari Chipkaliya zameen par gir gayi, Pucho kyun ? Quki Baaki sabhi Chipkaliya Talli Mar rahi thi.
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Teacher: Kabir ka koi doha sunao ?
Teacher: Kabir ka koi doha sunao ? Little Marwadi Child: “Kabir salo bewakoof,Doho diyo banaye, Khud to salo khisak gayo,Manne diyo fasaye”.
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Banta: Biwi agar husband ko naukar samjhe
Banta: Biwi agar husband ko naukar samjhe to husband ko kya karna chahiye ? Santa: Zyada kuch nahi,Do Char Ghar aur pakad lene chahiye.
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Sardar ne Ek machis ki tili jalai
Sardar ne Ek machis ki tili jalai nahi jali Dusri jalai,nahi jali 3 jalai wo jal gai To sardar ne jaldi se bujha di or bola ye kaam ki hai rakh leta hu..
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Nayi Dulhan ko Dulhe ne Suhagrat pe Muh Dikhai k Rs 25,000 Diye
Nayi Dulhan ko Dulhe ne Suhagrat pe Muh Dikhai k Rs 25,000 Diye,Dulhan ne Paise dekh kar pucha ” Kitne Log Hai”
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Akbar: Kal maine sapna Dekha ki tum Gobar me gir Gaye
Akbar: Kal maine sapna Dekha ki tum Gobar me gir Gaye aur mai Shehad(Honey) me! Birbal: Ji Maharaj Fir Mai Apko chatne laga Aur Aap Mujh
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Are o friendwa
Are o friendwa,tohar smswa ka intejar ma hum mubilewa hath me liye 1 ghantae se baitha hun.Tanik idhar bhi dhayan dai diyo our ekad msgwa bhijwai do.
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