Biwi : Agar Me Mt.Everst Par Chadu To Tum Mujhe Kya Doge Pati : Isme puchne wali kya baat he DHAKKA Dunga Aur Kyaa !
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Biwi : Agar Me Mt.Everst Par Chadu To Tum Mujhe Kya Doge Pati : Isme puchne wali kya baat he DHAKKA Dunga Aur Kyaa !
Koi 5-10 acche sMs hai kya? agar hai to..! pls pls pls Delete kar do na! jab bhejna nahi hai to rakhne ka kya fayda..!
Taraste hue uske hatho ne teri kalai ko chua hai Jaise uski har saans puch rahi ho……….Bhaiyya Time kya hua hai
Teacher : Apko Shahrukh Khan Ki Movie RAB NE BANA DI JODI Se Kya Lesson Mila?? Student : Umeed Mat Haro Shadi K Baad B Ladki Pat Sakti He
Bacha: Mom kya aapne mujhe paida hone se pehle dekha tha? Mummy: Nahi to ! Bacha: To fir paida hone k baad aapne mujhe pehchana kaise
Hum Kya Jane Gum Kya Hota HaiHum Kya Jane Gum Kise Kehte HaiHum Kya Jane Gum Kya Cheez Hoti Hai Hum To Hamesha FEVICOL Use Karte Ha
LAALU : Are O Bhaiya Ye Bandarwa Ka Photu Kitne Ka He? DUKANWALA : Photu Nhi Sahib Wo To Sheesha Hai.
Dil se aap ka khayal jata nahi,Aap ke siwa koi yad ata nahi,Hasrat hai ki aap ko roz dekhun Par Kmbakt Wo BNDARWALA Aap ko lata hi nahi
Jane wo humse kya chupati thikuch tha uske hot pemagar na jane kyu shrmati thijab humne muh khulvyato pata chalasali gutka khati thi
Santa : Soch raha hu ki USA ghum Aaun,kitna Paisa lagega? Banta : Kuch B nahi Santa : Kaise? Banta : Sochne k liye Paise nahi lagte
santa:Judge mujhe TALAAQ chahiye, meri biwi ne ek saal se mujhse baat nhi ki!Judge:Ek baar phir sochle,aisi biwi naseeb walon ko milti
Indians,Finally we have achieved INDEPENDANCESender:Mahatma Gandhi Sent:00:00:00 am15-08-1947 sorry for delay Network is Busy
Aunty, mummy ne chini mangi hai.Aunty: Aacha aur kia kaha mummy nay?Kid: Agar woh kamini na de, to Pinki aunty se lay aana.
friends jaldi check karo: Kya Tumhara T.V. Chal RAHA Hai?? ? ?? ? Pakad Lo, Nhi To Bhag JayegA
Washing Pwder NirmaWashin pwdr NirmaDudh c Safedi Nirma s AyeRangin KapdaB Khil-2 Jae AAP Ko Kuch b Bhejo Padte zarur H,wo bi TONE k sath