T.T. To sardar in train ticket dikhao.Sardarha ha yeh lo.T.T.:yeh toh purana ticket hai.Sardar:toh train kya tumne abhi showrum se nikali hai?
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Sardarji SMS Jokes / police
Latest Sardar Jokes 2 bomb 2 sardaron ko 2 bomb mile, 1st Sardar: chal police ko de k aate hain. 2 sardar: agar koi bomb raaste me phat gaya to? 1st sardar: jhoot bol denge ki 1 hi mila tha
Continue ReadingSardar Jokes / doctor
Best Indian Sardar Jokes problem Sardar 2 doctr: Mujhe 1 problem hai DR: Kya? Sardar: Baat karte waqt aadmi dikhai nahi deta Dr: aisa kab hota hai? Sardar: Phone karte waqt
Continue ReadingSardar Funny SMS text messages / AC
Sardar sms text messages garmi Man: Sardar jee aap ko garmi lagti hai to kya karte ho? Sardar: AC k paas ja k baith jata hun Man: Agar phir bhi garmi lage to? Sardar: To A/C on kar leta hun
Continue ReadingLatest Sardar SMS / umbrella
Sardar New Funny SMS barish Ek sardar ki chatri me hole tha, kisine pucha, umbrella me hole kyun? Sardar bola, Oye barish ruk jayegi to pata kaise chalega
Continue ReadingSardar SMS / IMPOSSIBLE
Sardar Funny SMS Hitler Hitler says, “There is no word like IMPOSSIBLE in my dictionary” Sardar says: Ab bolne se kya faayda? “Jub kharidi thi tab hi check karna
Continue ReadingUrdu Funny Sardar SMS / hathora or keel
Hindi Funny Sardar SMS computer Sardar: Yar mujhe 1 hathora or keel chahiye computer k lye. Sales man: Magar computer me inka kya kaam? Sardar: Oye yaar mujhe computer me windows lagani hai
Continue ReadingHindi Funny Sardar SMS / phaasi
Urdu Funny Sardar SMS Police Police: Tumhe kal subah 5 baje phaasi di jayegi. Sardar: Ha Ha Ha Ha! Police: Kyon hasn rahe ho? Sardar: Main to uthta hi subha 9 baje hun.
Continue ReadingSardar text messages / Examiner
English Funny Sardar SMS In bio practical Examiner: Tell me the name of this bird by seeing its legs only? Sardar: I don’t know. Examiner: You r failed, what’s your name? Sardar: See my legs & tell my name
Continue ReadingToyota Officially Passes GM As Planet’s Biggest Car Maker
After more than seven decades as the world’s largest automaker, General Motors (GM) officially loses the title on January 21, 2009, when it announces worldwide sales of 8.36 million cars and trucks in 2008, compared with Toyota’s 8.97 million vehicle sales that same year. However, the news wasn’t all rosy […]
Continue ReadingUrdu Funny SMS / PhooOss
Funny SMS pait kharab hai poooN poOOn!..Bhooo Bhoo!Bhoo Bhooo!….padar padar!….Pacharrr!Pacharrr!…Phoor phorPhooOss!Phoooss! hat jaoo mere SMS ka pait kharab hai!
Continue ReadingIslamic SMS / ALLAH
Islamic SMS Messages ALLAH Maddad lafz ALLAh sadilon ko sukoon milta hai,Nigah-e-fikr to taza sha’ur milta hai,naeeb kesa bhi ho ya ALLAH maddad keh karALLAH se jo kuch bhi maango zaroor milta hai.
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