rhymes sms about alcohol Far Or NearTrust BeerDad Or MumQuarter RumLoss Or WinHave A JinChilli Or CandyJust A BrandyCoke Or LimcaMix With VodkaDay Or NightAlways B Tight
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2097. funny sms text
funny sms textNot every flower can express love but rose did it,not every tree can stand thurst but cactus did it, not every monkey can use mobilebut you did it congrats!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
Continue Reading2096. cutest cute sms
cutest cute smsAM I CUTE? TESTcall, if i m cutemiss call, if i m HotText back if i m lovableText a joke if i m charmingJust ignore if u r jealous
Continue Reading2095. Titanic sms joke in tamil
Titanic sms joke in tamilOru visayam sollattuma? yarkkum solla koodathu! Solla matten’nu sathyam panna solren! Titanic muluginathu illaya Naanthan amukki vitten!
Continue Reading2094. heart sms 110 chars
heart sms 110 charsPure heart is the greatest temple in the world., dont believe the smiling face but believe the smiling heart.
Continue Reading2093. Feeling sms about relation
Feeling sms about relationFeeling is a painting;never spoil it.Face is a book;try to read it.Love is precious;don’t miss it& Relations r mirrors;Never break it
Continue ReadingGilani And Anti Adult SMS / adhi saltanat
Anti Sherry Adult SMS 100 bar chode ga Anti Sherry ne enam rakha ke jo usko 100 bar chode ga usse woh adhi saltanat uske naam kar degi.Bahut se log aae par koi bhi 100 bar chod nahi paya.phir ek din Gilani aya, lagatar 70 bar chodae kia jaraha tha […]
Continue ReadingAnti Sherry Funny Adult SMS / GAAND
Sherry Funny Adult SMS black hole Name one thing on planet earthwhich is similar to black hole in space……Anti Sherry ke GAAND
Continue ReadingAnti Sherry SMS / gum ho gya
Adult Anti Sherry SMS BREAKING NEWS Menaar-e- Pakistan gum ho gya…..Police ka kehna hykAnti Misba koMenar pe charhte hove dekha gya tha
Continue ReadingAnti Sherry Adult SMS / 4 inch lmba
Sherry Rehman Information Secretary SMS Anti Misba Menar-e-Pakistan pe charh gye…..Menaar-e-Pakistan 4 inch lmba ho gya
Continue ReadingAdult Gilani SMS / lora
Gilani SMS / GAAND usne is nazakat se tumhari GAAND pe lora rakha Gilani ….k andar bhi nahi gaya aur MUNNA bhi bahir aagaya..!
Continue ReadingAdult Funny SMS / Phat gai Hy
Funny Adult SMS SANDWICH Husband & wife neBachon ki waja se Night ka ishara rakha SANDWICH… Husb:SANDWICH ka Mood Hy? Wife:Nahi Aaj nahi,Aaj Subha Ketchup ki Theli Phat gai Hy.
Continue ReadingPrime Minister Gilani SMS / Nangi
Prime Minister Yousuf Raza Gilani SMS Gilani ke BV Halwa le kar mehmaan k saamney Nangi aagiy .Gilani : “Bewakuf Jahil aurat ye kya hai” . Anti Shiri : “Recipie book mein lekha tha SERVE IT HOT WITHOUT DRESSING”
Continue ReadingGilani Funny Adult SMS / Tracker
Urdu Funny Adult Gilani SMS / mashuqa Gilani ne apni mashuqa mein Tracker lga dya,ta k pta chle k wo khee jati to nhe . Aftr 1 month . Tracker company fee……….Rs.1000 . . . . Bike Petrol……………….Rs.16,000
Continue ReadingAnti Shiri English Adult SMS / sexual life
Anti Shiri Adult SMS / TONSILS operation Anti Shiri : “Dr. when can I resume normal sexual life?” . Doctor(surprisingly) : “ U R the first one to ask me this question after TONSILS operation”
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