FUUNY URDU SMS Teri aankain jhuki jhuki tera chehra khila khila jab tere chehre per haath ghumaya to aadha kilo fair & lovely mila » TUSI bade hi gr8 ho, RASGULLE ki pl8 ho, PEPSI ka cr8 ho, ANDE ka oml8 ho, SMS KARNE ME bare le8 ho, JALEBI ki […]
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FUNNY SMS
FUNNY SMS When i open my eyes every morning i pray to God that everyone should have a friend like you…. Why should only i suffer!!! » When I was born Devil said…Oh Shit!!! Another GOD!!!..& When u were born devil said …Oh Shit!!!!Competition…!!! …. » Fill in the blank…Im […]
FLIRT SMS
FLIRT SMS Heart beat are countless, spirits are ageless, dreams r endless, memories are timeless and a friend like u is Useless. Oops! Sorry Yaar, Priceless » If you are in tension, If nothing seems right, If u find no way out, Then just think of me only once, I […]
My eyes reacted
My eyes reacted My mind was attracted, My heart was affected, Thousands were rejected, But u alone were selected !!
You and me
Heart Can Skip Beats 4 a While Memories can be kept in a file A desert can replace the Nile But… Nothing can stop a smile when ur name appears on my mobile.
GM Auctions Off Historic Cars
January 18, 2009, marks the final day of a weeklong auction in which auto giant General Motors (GM) sells off historic cars from its Heritage Collection. GM sold around 200 vehicles at the Scottsdale, Arizona, auction, including a 1996 Buick Blackhawk concept car for $522,500, a 1969 Chevrolet Camaro ZL-1 […]
Teacher & Student SMS
******************************************** Teacher : Johnny, NameOne Important Thingwe Have Today thatwe Didn’t HaveTen Years Ago. ….Johnny : Me.! ********************************************While teachingProfessor’s hands werein his trousers pockets.Girls were laughing at himSmart Professor replied-Girls,what is in YourMind is Not in My Hands******************************************** Teacher : If your father earned Six Lakhs a Month and Gave […]
Interview Jokes SMS
Interviewer – What is a skeleton.?Pappu- Skeleton isa person who started dieting but forgot tostop it…
Fact of life SMS
********************************************Fact of life:-Whom u don’t want today,u will need them tomorrow& whom u rejecttoday they wont accept u 2moro.Dont hate & avoid any1.Its a very short life.********************************************Truth of life . . .”We make them cry who care for us,We cry for them who never care for usandwe care for them […]
FRIENDSHIP SMS
A lucky star dropped on the Earth 1 night it asked me what did i want a million dollars or a true friend i choose a million dollars becoz i already have U» FRIENDSHIP IZ VAST LIKE UNIVERSE, IT IZ DEEP LIKE SEA, IT IZ HIGH LIKE SKY, IT IZ […]
Tamil Kadi Jokes
******************************************** Lovers plan Suicide.Boy jumps First. Girl Closed her eyes and returned. Boy in air OpensParachute and says “Theriyum deeunga thilaalangadi vealai”. ******************************************** 2day’s kodura MOKKAI. What would you call a girl driving a car?. Pen Drive!!!..:-) ******************************************** A Rat came to a houseand ate all the fruitsand went away, […]
Exam Jokes SMS
************************************************ Luv v/s Exam…Luv: 1 Of d hardest thngs coz u hv thoughts dat u cn’t xpress..:-)Exam: Still Harder coz u dn’t hv any thought, still u hv 2 xpress…. ************************************************ Six things boys do in exam hall : 1.Counting No of Girls. 2. Sighting the Lady Superviser. 3. Counting […]
Famous Quotations SMS
************************************************ Life is what happens when you plan to do other things– John Lennon ************************************************ Learn from the mistakes of others …you can’t live long enough to make them all yourselves !! ************************************************ A person should not be too honest. “Straight trees are cut first and Honest people are screwed […]
Husband & wife SMS
************************************************ A Wife removd hr jeans,threw at her husband n said MAKE ME FEEL LIKE A WIFEBoy also remvd his jeans,threw at d girl &saidWASH BOTH D JEANS …… ************************************************ Angry Wife Staring at her Husband in the morning.!Husband : “Sure, I knowWhat Day It Is. . . .The Day […]
Father us Son SMS
************************************************ Father to youngSon :Son, You shouldNever Lie.One Lie begets Another Lie,then Another Lie andBefore You Know It,You’re A LAWYER. ************************************************Teenage boy to his father : Here is my Report Cardand a List I’ve compiledof entrepreneurs whoNever Finished theirHigh School. ******************************************** While Dad was polishing his new car, his four-yr […]