Urdu Gilani Adult SMS / ROLE nhe mila Zardari sab today I saw ur daughter in a XXX movie . Gilani : “Ghuse se! Sali,Kuttya,Haramzadi,Gashti…. Muje to kehti thi ROLE nhe mila”
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Adult Gilani SMS / shaq hai
Funny Gilani Adult SMS / chudvati hai Gilani : “Dr. sab muje shaq hai k mere mashuqa kse ur se chudvati hai” . Doctor : “Ap ke mehbooba ka naam…?” . Gilani : “Us ka naam Anti Shiri hai” . Doctor : “Kmal hai 16 ur larko ko bhe Anti […]
Continue ReadingAnti Shiri Adult SMS / lulli dekha
Bubbli Aur Anti Shiri Bubbli: ami ami ye sath wala lrka mujhe bar bar apni lulli dekha kr bhag jata hy…….Anti Shiri sharmate hue boli:“” Bara harami hy, bilkul apne baap pe gya hy””
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ANTI Shiri Rehman K NAJAEZ TALUKAT Sasur g k ur tere najaiz talukat hai..? . . Anti Shiri: “Judge saab kya bazurg ke khidmat krna jurm hai, Un k LUN pr falig ka attack hova, mein roz malish krte hu”
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Funny Gilani SMS & FALIG ATTACK Dr. “Ap ke BV ko Falig hai,ab us ka sir,hath,bazo,grdan,kmar kam nhe kre ge……. Pr tange ur pao kam krte hai” .Gilani: “Tangee uttha skte hai to sb theek hai”
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Gilani KE MAA KE DUA BMW,Blackberry,2 kanal defence Zardari ye sb kese..? . Gilani: “Ye sb mere maa ke dua hai Logo ke maa k pao me jnat hoti hai Mere maa ke tango me jnat hai”
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Anti Shiri SMS FAMILY Anti Shiri ka bhai,behnoy,Bhanja,Bhateja,Driver, Cook,Maali,Nokar,Doodhwala,Akhbar wala,… Sb k sb bhag gae . Kyo..? . Anti Shiri ke akloti kunwari beti jo pregnant ho gae
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Funny Gilani SMS Noker Gilani noker se:Tm ne kbi ullu dekha hy? Noker sar jhukate hue: nhe dekha janab Gilani: niche kya dekhte ho, meri terf dekho
Continue Readingurdu Funny SMS / Bush says
Hindi Funny SMS JOOTA nazar ata hay Now Bush says:Ek ajab sa manzar nazar ata ha, Aik shaks bhi hajoom nazar ata hay, Kahan ja kar karoon Pres conference, Har ek k hath ma JOOTA nazar ata hay
Continue ReadingFunny text messages / self respect
Funny SMS Bush ko agr joota Bush ko agr joota nahi laga to kya defect hai? Wah wah Bush ko agr joota nahin laga to kya defect hai? Aakhir jootay ki b koi self respect hai! Taaliyan!:
Continue ReadingFunny Text messages & jokes jota MUBARAK
Funny SMS BUSH (‘.’)> <\\ _/ \_ NA EID MUBARAKNA BIRTH DAY NA NEW YEAR MUBARAK Sirf or sirfBUSH ko jota MUBARAK…
Continue Readinghindi Funny SMS / muhabat
Funny Hindi SMS ptv news Tune meri muhabat meri doulat se janchi iqbal qureshi ptv news karachi..
Continue ReadingFunny SMS / shiri rehman
new Funny SMS Arz kia ha Arz kia ha.. Karachi main agar agaye talibaan.. Wah wah.. Kia arz krdia ha mene karachi main agar agaye talibaan,, to kesi lage gi burqay main shiri rehman.
Continue ReadingFunny SMS text messages / MEDICAL STORE
hindi Funny SMS Dil todne walo Dil todne walo ko saza q nhi milti Hr kisiko pyar krne ki dua q nhi milti Log kehte hain ishq to ek bimari hai To phr MEDICAL STORE me iski dwa q ni milti ?
Continue Readingurdu Funny SMS / shadi
New Funny SMS bura waqt jab kisi per bura waqt aata hai toh uske saare dost or uske saare khandan uske peche khara hota hai. yaken nahi aata toh kisi ki bhi shadi ka photo dekhlo.
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