sardar jokes pregnant wife A sardar was running with his pregnant wife,Who was about to deliver,When another sardar asked him:Oye woti nu ais haal vich le k kithay puj raya hain?He replied: Assi Pizza Hutt challey aan, Sunya aee othay free delivery hondi hai..
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Sardar SMS messages / jhatka laga
funny sardar sms punjab university BUS,,,Chali…jhatka laga…1 sardar 1 larki pe gira larki boli…bat tameez kya kr rahe ho …sardar bola punjab university ma B.COM kr raha hon..
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funny sardar sms sohni kuri sardar:Aj main apni class di sab tu sohni kuri phasai ae.frnd: o kiwein?Sardar: class lagi c..main kaghaz da jahaz bana k uda dita,O teacher de nak te ja wajeya.Oney ghussay wich pucheya k ae kinnay keeta?Main os kuri da naa le littaPhass gai vichari.
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sardar sms / maths Sardar: maths vich fail kyo hoya?son: kaadi teacher kendi hai 3+5=8agle din kendi ay 4+4=8Fiar kendi ay 6+2=8Saali nu aap confirm nahi ty minu ki sikhana si?
Continue ReadingFunny Sardar Jokes / 5000 yrs old statue
Collection of Sardar Jokes broke a statue A sardar went to museum, There he broke a statue..Officer: u have broken a 5000 yrs old statue..!!Sardar: thankgod!Mainne laggaya k nawa c..
Continue ReadingBest Indian Sardar Jokes / CHAWLAN mariyan
Latest Sardar Jokes khoti di delivery Sardar: yaar meri khoti di delivery hon wali hai,Dua karin kuj changa hovay,2nd sardar: hanga ki,Khoti hoega ya khota,Edy vich dua aali keri ga ay?1st sardar: yaar tenu nai pata na,Vich main “CHAWLAN” mariyan hoeiyan nay.
Continue Readingfunny sardar jokes / inna sonna honda
Funny sardar ji sonni kuri once a sardar ji saw a very sonni kuri in the market and thought……..Maa hondi,tey main v inna sonna honda.
Continue ReadingSardar SMS Jokes / shohar chahiye
Sardar sms text messages FM radio Girl: Mujhe aik esa shohar chahiye..Jo achi acchi baatien karain,hansi mazaq karay,Aur raton ko bahar na jae!Sardar: tumhien shohar nahi FM radio chahiye.
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Funny Sardar SMS text messages 10 rupay larki pan shop par gai aur sardar shop keeper se boli:Vay sardara,Ay le 10 rupay te mennu pan de.Sardar: tu meray kolo 200rs le,Te mennu paan de..
Continue ReadingHindi Sardar SMS / gurday fail hogaye
Funny Sardar SMS gurday Doctor: Sardar jee aap k gurday fail hogaye hain!Sardar: ha ha haWhat a joke. ” Meray gurday to kabhi school gaye hi nahi woh fail kaise hosakte hain?
Continue ReadingHindi Funny Sardar SMS / Tala lawan
urdu Funny Sardar SMS darwaza Sardar apne ghar ka darwaza ukhar k kandhe par rakh k jara tha..!..Kisi ne poocha sardar g kithe ja re o?..Sardar: Tala lawan chala wa.
Continue Reading“Gran Torino” Opens Down Under
On this day in 2009, “Gran Torino,” a movie named for the 1972 Ford muscle car, opens in Australia and New Zealand. The critically acclaimed film, which starred Clint Eastwood as a retired Detroit autoworker, had opened across the U.S. earlier that month and later premiered around the rest of […]
Continue ReadingCollection of sardar sms / ULLU k pathey
Sardar New SMS daku sardar Raat ko 3 bajay 1 daku sardar k ghar main ghus gaya,Aur bola “SONA kahan hai?”Sardar bola: ULLU k pathey sara ghar khali hai kahin bhi soja.
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Funny Sardar SMS daughter Sardar proposed his BOSS daughter.Boss: jitni teri pay hain us main to mri beti k liye toilet paper bhi nahi aega..Sardar: jay inni potti kardi ay te fir reyn do.
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Sardar SMS engrez sardar ne pan ki pichkari phenki kareeb se aik engrez guzar raha tha engrez ne sardar se pocha whats this man sardar bola this is mouth menses
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