************************************************ A Superb Thought :“I Will be a Reason forone’s HappinessandNot be aPart of it andI Will be a Part ofone’sSadness andNot be a Reason for it”. ************************************************ Excellent Thought:”Its not ur mistakeif u can’t read the eyes which cheats u But..“Its really ur mistake if u can’t read the […]
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urdu Funny SMS / Number
Funny SMS Text Messages girl friend apni zindagi se kuch pal de do mjheaj na sahi apna kal de do mjhekhushi do na do marzi tumhariapni kisi achi si girl friend ka Number de do mjhe
Continue ReadingEnglish Adult SMS / Wife
English Adult SMS Text Messages Right Hand Your Wife is ur right hand But when ur Wife is goneUr right hand neighbor becomes ur Wife, When ur right hand neighbor is also goneUr right hand becomes ur Wife.
Continue ReadingAdult SMS Messages Collection in In English / Women
English Adult SMS Four Animals & Women Four Animals found in women’s pantyA PUSSY,HARE,an ASS&…Occasionally a COCK
Continue ReadingFunny English Adult SMS / Honda CD 70
English Funny Adult SMS Manstural cycle Major Rohail: Want to have sex. Anti Misba: I m having Menstrual Cycle. Major Rohail: Oh acha I have Honda CD 70
Continue ReadingEnglish Adult SMS / Milking Machine
Funny Adult SMS Milking Machine & Major Rohail Once Major Rohail tried cow’s milking machine on his penis He had a lot of fun,but when he was not able to remove it He fainted after reading manual “Auto Release after 5 liters”
Continue ReadingAdult SMS / HORROR SCOPE
English Adult SMS AUNTI MISBA’S HORROR SCOPE Mon:Wear thick bra,it’s chili out side,so ur niples may get hard Tue:Avoid lukin at boys,cause u may find sm thing geting wet b/n ur legs Wed:5,6&7 r ur lucky #sSo keep a measuring tape with u Thu:It’s gud day 4 u to achieve […]
Continue ReadingFunny Adult SMS / PHATAN Major
Adult SMS ZARURAT-E-RISHTA Anti Misba Age 45 Divorced after 30 years of marriage NO kids Still Virgin/Zero meter(Medical Certificate Attached) X-Wife of….PHATAN Major
Continue ReadingAdult SMS / Kapre Uttar k
Hindi Adult SMS Stage Anti Misba ne stage pr aa kr dance kyaSbne taali bjaiAnti Misba ne kapre uttar k dance kyaKse ne talli nhe bjai…Ek haath se talli nhe bjti
Continue ReadingAdult SMS / Bhabi
Funny Adult SMS SEX scene Parrosi to Major Rohail:Raat teri khirki khilli CMe bhabi de te tera SEX scene veikh lya, Major Rohail: Lay haath sutt,Me ty raati ghar e nhe C
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