Which is d Longest Toilet in d Wrld? “Indian..Railway Track”, v can use it frm Kanyakumari 2 Kashmir, Proud 2b N INDIAN Aisi azadi aur kaha.
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Which is d Longest Toilet in d Wrld?
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This is a vaccine for latest disease called KIMS
This is a vaccine for latest disease called KIMS —-<(_'_'_'__(== (KANJOOSI IN MESSAGING SYNDROME) Pls inject it & then u can sms
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Ek aadmi ki 6 ungliya thi
Ek aadmi ki 6 ungliya thi.Sab log usey akbar bulate the. Kyu? Socho! Thoda aur. Nahi pata kya? Kyunki Akbar uska naam tha
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Dil chahta he ki tumhare ghar aau
Dil chahta he ki tumhare ghar aau,1bar aau,2bar aau,so bar aau,hazar bar aau,lakho bar aau,bar bar aauor bel bajake bhag jau..!!
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HUTCH is now Vodafone!
HUTCH is now Vodafone! Naam badal gaya, Pink se Red ho gaye, Lakho Rs lag gaye. Fir b rahe.. Kutte K kutte. Gud Day
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Dusra Tajmahal b ban jayega
Dusra Tajmahal b ban jayega,Bharat pakistan b 1 hojayega,Insan b chand par rehne jayega,Par khuda hi jane isKANJOOS ka msg kabayega.
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Marwadi: ZARA tuthbrush dena,mera brush ka 1 baal tut gaya hai.
Marwadi: ZARA tuthbrush dena,mera brush ka 1 baal tut gaya hai.Shopkiper: 1 bal tuta to naya q le rhe ho?Marwadi: JO tuta tha vo akhri tha
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Pappu Samose k Andar ka Masala Kha Raha tha
Pappu Samose k Andar ka Masala Kha Raha thaDost- Ye kya kr Raha hai?Pappu- DR ne mujhe Bahar ka Khana khane ko mana kiya hai na.
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Sir:Tum Kal school Q nhi aaye?
Sir:Tum Kal school Q nhi aaye?Student :sir mujhe bird flu ho gya thaSir:bird flu to murgiyo ko hota h?Stu:sir ap rozana murga jo bnate The
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1 Bhoot Dusre Bhoot se:
1 Bhoot Dusre Bhoot se: Yaar Kitni Ajeeb Baat Haina Ladke Mar k Bhoot Ban JateHain aur Ladkiyan? . . Chudail Ki Chudail Rehti Hain!
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Bhikari ne phone kiya:
Bhikari ne phone kiya:Hello Taj hotel??1 pizza1 biryani1 rasmalai bhej do..Taj: Kiske naam se bheju?Bhikari: Allah ke naam pe bhej de
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Hindi teacher asks:
Hindi teacher asks:kaal kitne prakar ke hote hai?Student: 6 prakar ke-local kaalSTD kaalISD kaalDialled kaalRecived kaalMiss Kaal
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Dad:Beta,Sasuralwale Gadi de to Suit mang lena
Dad:Beta,Sasuralwale Gadi de to Suit mang lena,Scoter de to Car,Dukan de to Makaan mang lena.. Beta:Agar ladki de to uske Maa mang lo?
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YamRaj 1 Lac Desi Videsi Logo Ko Narak Leja Rahe The,
YamRaj 1 Lac Desi Videsi Logo Ko Narak Leja Rahe The,Rasthe Me Naradji Mile!Itne Sare Ek Sath?Yam:Sab Share Bazar K Zatke Ki Kripa hai
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Ladkiwale : hamko ladka pasand h Shaadi kab karni h? Ladkewale : abhi to ladka study kr rha h ! Ladkiwale : hamari ladki koi bandriya nhi jo buk faad degi
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