Beti: Maa! gaon me foji aaye hai Ma:Tu andar ja inki niyat kharaab hoti hai Beti: foji sardar hai Ma:To bakri ko bhi andar le ja
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Paji:Oy murge di tang kithe gaye?
Paji:Oy murge di tang kithe gaye?waiter: Paji murga langda tha.aur dil?Paji wo murgi le gayi.Abe dimag to hoga? Sorry paji murga sardar tha..
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Ek sardar gusse main: Oye ! main iss duniya ko mita dunga
Ek sardar gusse main: Oye ! main iss duniya ko mita dunga, mita dunga aur mita dunga !! Dusra sardar: Main tujhe rubber hi nahi dunga..!
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Aik sardar bachpan se hairaan pareshaan rehta tah
Aik sardar bachpan se hairaan pareshaan rehta tah yeh soch ker k meri behan k do bhai phir mera Ek kaise .
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Man: Oye ! tera ek dant Blue kise ho gaya?
Man: Oye ! tera ek dant Blue kise ho gaya?Sardar: Yaar main ink lagayi hai.Man: kyon?Sardar: Kyon k aaj kal BLUE TOOTH bahut mashur hai
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Sardar rail mein susu karne gaya
Sardar rail mein susu karne gaya.wife :Apka pajama geela kaise hua?Sardar,’vahan likha tha,sharer ka koyi angh baahar na nikaalen…!
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dolhan 2 sardar: Aaj mojhay itna khush karo k main sari zindgi yaad
dolhan 2 sardar: Aaj mojhay itna khush karo k main sari zindgi yaad rakhoon sardar saari raat gud gudi karta raha
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Sardar: Shirt K Liye Badhiya Kapda Dikhana?
Sardar: Shirt K Liye Badhiya Kapda Dikhana?SalesMan: PLAIN Me Dikhau?Sardar: Hawai Jahaaz Tak Jaane Ki Kya Jarurat Hai? Yahi Dikha Do na.
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Sardar 2 hotel manager: Jaldi chalo, meri biwi khidki se kud kar jaan dena chahti hai”
Sardar 2 hotel manager: “Jaldi chalo, meri biwi khidki se kud kar jaan dena chahti hai” Manager: what can i do?Sardar: Abe,khidki nahi khul rahi hai
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Sardar ko invitation mila ki party mein red tie pehan k ana hai.
Sardar ko invitation mila ki party mein red tie pehan k ana hai.Sardar party puhnchy to dekha .ki Ki.ki Logon ne pant shirt bhi pehni hoie hai.
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1 dafa sardar ji ko call aya
1 dafa sardar ji ko call ayaaur saddar ji ne phone uthaya aur kaha kontu dosri taraf se awaz ai may bool raha hootu sardar jii ne bola k kamal ho gaya dono taraf se mayhi bool raha hoo
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Son:papa 5+5 how much
Son:papa 5+5 how muchSardar:Ullehke patte, gadhe ke aulath, nalayath, besharam, tujhe kuchbi nahi ata,ja jake andarse caliculater la
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Tumko Dekha to yeh khyaal Aaya,
Tumko Dekha to yeh khyaal Aaya, Tumko Dekha to yeh khyaal Aaya, ki Paagalo ke stock mein Naya Maal Aaya !
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LIPS Bhindi ki tarah
LIPS Bhindi ki tarah GAAL Tamatar ki tarah EYES Matar ki tarah Pura face GOBHI Ki tarah Ya KHUDA 1 dost diya Wo B Sabzi ki tarah
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Gandhiji chale gaye
Gandhiji chale gayeNehruji bhi gujar gayeMeri bhi tabiyat aajkal thik nahi rahtipata nahi is desh ka kya hoga
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