Bhakt Swami se: Swami Ji mera Puja Mein Mann Nahin Lagta Kya Karu? Swami:Uss Puja Ko Mere Paas Bhejo, Shayad Mera Mann Lag Jaaye.
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Tag Archives: Funny SMS
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Cop: Raat kaidiyo ne jail me Ramayan ki thi
Cop: Raat kaidiyo ne jail me Ramayan ki thi Jailor:To isme itne pareshan Q ho? Cop: Sir Hanuman bana kaidi abi tak sanjiwni lekar wapas nhi aya
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Bahut salon pehle mere
Bahut salon pehle meresms sirf bewkuf hipadha krte the????Aur aajfir ‘itihas dohraya jaraha hai,sab prabhu ki leela hai’
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Dhire Dhire apna bana gaya koi.
Dhire Dhire apna bana gaya koi. Pyar k suhanE sapne dikha gaya koi. Ay ALLAH! Ye pyar hi hai Ya.. Phir se “CHUNA” laga gaya koi!
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School Me Ek Pathan Bacha Chaku Liye Ghum Raha Tha
School Me Ek Pathan Bacha Chaku Liye Ghum Raha Tha Sir Ne Pucha, Chaku Liye KyoGhum Rahe Ho Bachhe Pathan Student:GARIB HU SIR,REVOLVERKaha Se Laun.
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Qatil: Kosis karna umer Kaid ho Fansi nahi
Qatil: Kosis karna umer Kaid ho Fansi nahi Sardar Waqil: Dont Worry Adalat k bad Qatil: Kya hua Sardar Waqil: Bahut Muskilse umer qaid hui adlat to bari kr rha tha
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Armano ki chita jal gayi
Armano ki chita jal gayiumeed ki imarat deh gayitumhari kya izzat reh gayijab padosi ki behan tumhe bhaiya keh gayi
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Lips jab lips se milte hai to kya hota hai?
Lips jab lips se milte hai to kya hota hai? Hamesha galat mat socha karo Muh band ho jata hai aur kya?
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Sms B Bade Kamal Ki Chiz He
Sms B Bade Kamal Ki Chiz He 20Gadho Ko Sms Karo 10Padte He 5Ko Samaj Me Aata He 4 To Kanjus Hote He 1Murga Kismat Se Fasta H Jo Reply Karta H
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If I was an artist
If I was an artist,you would be my picture!If I was a poet,you would be my inspiration!If I was an author you would be my story! But I’m only a cartoonist!
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Lord krishna
If lord Krishna flirts, people say its RAAS LEELA. If we flirt, people say our character is DHEELA.
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Sweet n nuts
Look at the world as one big chocolate cake. It would never be complete without few sweets n nuts. Sweets like ME and nuts like YOU.
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u and me
You – cute You = hot You = sweet You = intelligent You = amazing You = perfect Me = liar.
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Yar bari mushkil main hoon mairi bivi mujh say aik kiss ka 100 RS laiti hay
sardar ji to his friend: Yar bari mushkil main hoon mairi bivi mujh say aik kiss ka 100 RS laiti hay Friend: acha, yar to bara lucky hay doosron say to wo 500RS laiti hay
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Sardar to Call centre girl
Sardar:oye mobile bill kitna hai? Call centre gal:sir just dial 123 to knw ur current bill status. Sardar: abay Stupid current ka nahi mobile ka ……..By prakash
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